absurd-badges

Published on December 8, 2025

Absurd badges

A collection of absurd, humorous, static badges

Code quality

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/quality/trust%20me%20bro/3C1)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/quality-trust%20me%20bro-3C1)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/quality/Z/E43)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/quality-Z-E43)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Code coverage

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/coverage/not%20much/F73)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/coverage-not%20much-F73)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Test results

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/test/Segmentation%20fault%20(core%20dumped)/E43)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/test-Segmentation%20fault%20(core%20dumped)-E43)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/test/passing%20if%20you%20try%20a%20second%20time/3C1)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/test-passing%20if%20you%20try%20a%20second%20time-3C1)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

License

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/license/free%20to%20steal%20(I%20stole%20most%20of%20it)/08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/license-free%20to%20steal%20(I%20stole%20most%20of%20it)-08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/license/BSD%2029-clause/08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/license-BSD%2029--clause-08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

The license is defined [here](https://github.com/ErikMcClure/bad-licenses/blob/master/hot-potato-license), see [ErikMcClure/bad-licenses](https://github.com/ErikMcClure/bad-licenses) and [benlk/misc-licenses](https://github.com/benlk/misc-licenses) for more obscur licenses. Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/license/hot%20potato/08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/license-hot%20potato-08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Code size

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/code%20size/23.64%20GiB/3C1)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/code%20size-23.64%20GiB-3C1)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Chat

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/Discord/1%20member/7289DA)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/Discord-1%20member-7289DA)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/MySpace/153%20online/003399)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/MySpace-153%20online-003399)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Code style

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/code%20style/mine/999)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/code%20style-mine-999)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/code%20style/mix%20of%20tabs%20and%20spaces/F73)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/code%20style-mix%20of%20tabs%20and%20spaces-F73)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Version numbers

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/npm/2014-07-04-FINAL-v2-FIXED/08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/npm-2014--07--04--FINAL--v2--FIXED-08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Absurd metrics

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/dev.%20involving%20human%20life%20forms/yes/3C1)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/dev.%20involving%20human%20life%20forms-yes-3C1)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/created%20an%20AGI%20by%20mistake/no/3C1)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/created%20an%20AGI%20by%20mistake-no-3C1)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Context: [docker/cli#267](https://github.com/docker/cli/issues/267#issuecomment-695149477), [this discussion on HN](https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24541964) and [this post on r/ProgrammerHumor](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/iw8gmn/coming_back_to_an_issue_you_opened_three_years_ago/) Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/maintainer%20turned%20woodworker/not%20yet/3C1)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/maintainer%20turned%20woodworker-not%20yet-3C1)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Context: See https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ and [the crazy story behind](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/hidden%20rickrolls/27/08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/hidden%20rickrolls-27-08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/refactors%20count/5%20(finished:%201)/08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/refactors%20count-5%20(finished:%201)-08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/encoding/ÛT�-€™/08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/encoding-ÛT�--€™-08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Context: [this post on r/GitHub](https://www.reddit.com/r/github/comments/1at9br4/i_am_new_to_github_and_i_have_lots_to_say/) and [sherlock-project/sherlock#2011](https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock/issues/2011) Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/only%20installable%20by%20smelly%20nerds/yes/E43)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/only%20installable%20by%20smelly%20nerds-yes-E43)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_duck_debugging Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/rubber%20duck%20debugger/quack/DB1)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/rubber%20duck%20debugger-quack-DB1)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/coffee%20drunk/694%20L/6F4E37)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/coffee%20drunk-694%20L-6F4E37)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Absurd values

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/coverage/NaN/2A2A2A)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/coverage-NaN-2A2A2A)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/coverage/-Inf/2A2A2A)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/coverage---Inf-2A2A2A)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/coverage/%23REF!/2A2A2A)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/coverage-%23REF!-2A2A2A)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/coverage/[object%20Object]/2A2A2A)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/coverage-[object%20Object]-2A2A2A)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Badgen

[![](https://badgen.net/static/coverage/Sure,%20here's%20the%20computed%20value%20you%20asked%20for/08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)

Shield.io

[![](https://img.shields.io/badge/coverage-Sure,%20here's%20the%20computed%20value%20you%20asked%20for-08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)